In lieu of a normal blog entry.....where I would usually ramble for several paragraphs about how awesome or how lame I perceived my life to be at any given moment.....I've decided to share with you some thoughts that randomly popped into my noggin this week. I hope you enjoy them.
Recent Observations:
- Atlanta is UNGODLY HOT!!!!!
I don't know how people (Sarah) live there?!
-Avocados are fucking AWESOME!
Seriously, I love avocados. If you want me to buy something, put avocados in it!
-Even though I've never been, BOSTON SUCKS!
Their Baseball fans are like termites....You never realize they're around or how many are around until there is a problem....and by then you're fucked.
EXCEPTION: Sam Adams Brewery
EXCEPTION TO THE EXCEPTION: Sam Adams Summer Ale = Piss in a Bottle!
-Hasty Generalization: People of Caribbean Descent are CRANKY!!!
-Traveling for work is nowhere near as fun as traveling for fun!
-Eating at Waffle House by yourself is really lonely and not that exciting.
-Sometimes, you can't tell if morbidly obese people are boys or girls.
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