After another week in Georgia, I can say I don't totally hate Atlanta anymore......mostly, I'm numb to the matter. It sucks to go to Atlanta all the time, but I've been brainwashed into not dwelling on it.
Here is a few more observations from the painfully boring life I've led this past week:
1. If Georgia is known as the "Peach State", and if policemen are sometimes called "fuzz".....can we safely assume that Georgia Law Enforcement should be known as "Peach Fuzz"?
-better yet: Are they still not allowed to grow facial hair?
2. After drinking 12 beers and 2 shots, you will not feel very good the next morning......or most of the day.
-After drinking 8 beers and no shots, you will not feel much better.
3. In Snellville, GA, attractive girls are few and far between.
In Tucker, GA, there is no such thing as attractive girls....there are however plently of leathery, 40 year old alcoholics.
4. Eating crappy food will no doubt make you crappy......minus the second 'p' and the 'y'.
5. Not having a laptop blows.
6. Not having a lot of money blows.
7. Having to go to Atlanta all the time blows.
The End.
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